Monday, May 24, 2010

5/6/10-5/7/10

All things considered I'm lucky to be here. Things aren't perfect but they could've been a lot worse. I made the bus on time. Actually I was four hours early. I was deeply concerned about catching this one, even skipping out of class early to purchase my ticket. I took a taxi over early on knowing how awful traffic can be in UB. No need. Even though Taxi took an hour to travel twenty minutes distance I arrived a half hour before departure time. I sat around like a goon, waiting for us to leave. People kept showing up late, hour after hour as the bus crew struggled to load thee ridiculous luggage people brought. Meanwhile the engine was having problems.
Finally we took off, but not ten minutes later they stopped to apparently switch out the engine. WTF? Again we lurched forward only to stop at a police check point for god knows what. By this point I needed to pee. I asked "Toilet?" to which they yelled "No!" Someone else calmed me with a quiet "five minutes." A half hour later I was getting ansy. A young man approached me and said they'd be a while longer so we'd better pee now. This was the first of several piss breaks.
And so relieved I took my seat and the bus rallied on, this time in earnest. Thus began the worst bus ride of my entire life, like a grey hound from hell. FatUgly decided to sit next to me. I called him FatUgly because he was as ugly as he was fat. Nice enough guy but extremely blunt in a Mongolian way. He wouldn't make a gesture to get my attention or elicit my aid, he merely reached across me to shove curtains aside that he might see out the window.
I'm sure the shocks on this old tub had given out long ago, and they easily could've during such a run as our current journey. What few paved roads we did encounter were so badly neglected; they probably hadn't been repaired since their inception circa 1950. The next step down was the hard packed gravel roads which had seen their fair share of use, but the poorest by far were the muddy washed out tracks that cris-crossed the steppe haphazardly. Not only were these hellishly bumpy but they were such an eye sore as to ruin all scenery.
At night FatUgly fell asleep. E very time our bus would hit a but his massive girth would fall against my scrawny frame, pressing me into the window. I think my shoulder acquired a slight bruise from this constant annoyance. What's more the window seat on that bus was poorly insulated. Over the course of the night I could feel my left side core body heat plunge while my right side, warmed by FatUgly, maintained a toasty even heat.
I was jarred awake by the bus jolting through trench scarred steppe. I looked out the window into deepest night. Suddenly, bizarrely, I saw a green tinted flare trailed but sparks falling through the sky. Judging by it's height and distance I thought it was a meteor, but I've never seen a shooting star trail sparks, nor shine green. A Mongolian phenomenon? Behind us a half moon rose orange and fat, waning. I regret I'll be without full moon on this trip. Perhaps it will make for better star gazing. If only thee clouds would clear.
As the dark began to fade I found I couldn't sleep. I watched the land as the light grew. A wide valley ravaged by watershed and truck tracks confronted us. I was amazed by our drivers abilities to navigate. He doubled back several times yet still found the way. As the others woke around me I heard a commotion. Out the window in the distance stood a lone wolf. from our vantage he looked no different that a coyote. Allegedly such a sighting is a sign of good luck. Later, an old woman who had seen me taking photos earlier, pointed out an impressive mountain. They even stopped the bus for me to steep out and snap a few shots.
Eventually we arrived at our final stop, a town called Muhrun (my phonetic spelling/unofficial.) I was met by Gambaa a friend of Erca's who took me out to eat and showed me to the taxis. However, all the drivers to my next stop (Khatgal) had already left. Tomorrow we'll find one.
Gambaa and his wife Boloroo spent the rest of the day showing me around town and making me welcome. Tomorrow I shall grab a taxi to Khatgal and be off on my adventure. As for now I'm in good hands. Surely my luck won't hold. Good night.

5/7/10 Hell Hound














Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Beginning of the End

UB Through Rose Tinted Goggles
Squatter
Oh man, it's so windy up here...enh...
The Boom




Last Vestige of the Empire

Return to the Weld











Final Weekend in UB

The final countdown began weeks ago. I've been scurrying about town, trying to sew up loose ends. Trying to get everything out of my system. Trying to prepare for my departure. I've got it all planned out. Tomorrow I will take a bus to Muruun, the capital of Khuvsguul aimag. From there I will hitch a ride to Khatgal. By Saturday I will be treking around Lake Khuvsguul. For my entire stay here I've been hearing about how awesome and pristine this place is. I want to check it out for myself. Upon my return to UB I will fly to Hawaii to visit old friends for a week. Then to Seattle for a similar visit. Finally a train home. I'm stoked. It's been a long year, and it's coming to a close.
My level 5 students made a plan to meet me for lunch. I love when they do that. For all the drudgery of school work and living in a decaying Soviet sattelite, through the worst winter of my life, I must say that I really do enjoy teaching and I absolutely adore my students. The one's who are dedicated to learning anyway. One student from this class is amazing, I'm quite humbled in fact to be her teacher. She's only fourteen but everyone believes she's older. Mostly because she has a more mature air, she acts more like an adult. She says her favorite subjects are Chemistry and Physics. I hated physics in high school! This girl is still in middle school! She asked me how to get a job at NASA the other day. Whoa.
So we met and took a walk to find the Predator statue. I think they were stoked. I was happy to share with them. Such a surreal place to find such a thing. My time here has been less than pleasant yet truly unforgettable. After the statue we had lunch and spoke about future plans. They all seemed dubious about my Khuvsguul trek.
That evening my homies from Santis joined me at Zaisan, the Soviet war memorial that overlooks the city. We took beers to the top and watched the sunset. It was glorious. UB has never looked finer. I'm truly going to miss the people I've met on this venture. They are an eclectic bunch with a lot of heart, and a penchant for mischief that never fails to amuse. Such comrades are a dime a dozen yet cherished like gold.
So, I'll be off for the next two weeks. I will have no internet access but I will be shooting photos and keeping a diary which I promise to transcribe to this blog in due time. Stay tuned. Peace.

Mown

I decided that now was an appropriate time to shed my face hair. Below is a chronological progression of the massacre.
The beginning. As you all know me.
Prospector prospecting.
Oh God, oh...oh God!
Resolute
Cocky Mah-Fah
Sneering
My Fish Face

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Simply Outlandish

I love how he doesn't really fit on his platform. This would never have flown in art school.
You've always wanted a crotch shot of The Predator. Don't deny it.



That mask gives him kind of a duck face, doesn't it?
Puttin' the Hurt on Samael

Welcome to the Arizona Building!
Who'd Wanna Mess With Us?
Kickin' It With The Predator. Whateve's.